The Half Elf wrote on Dec 3, 2012, 13:24: Ok folks, brace yourself.. I'm attempting to cook. Not only that it's a turkey. So if you see that the city of Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky are on fire.... that'd be my fault. Or.. maybe me cooking the turkey leads to the world ending in a few weeks... what's that quote from Prometheus?
Cooking a turkey:
Get rid of the innards. Smear it in butter, add salt/pepper/other spices to taste. Put oven on 325. Put turkey in oven for 4.5-5 hours.