We should just shoot every executive in this country. We'll name it "Let's stop wasting 900 trillion dollars on useless cuntsacks" day, and we all go out and just shoot every executive we see. Imagine how much better shit would be without all the money being wasted on those fucking assholes.
I'm think we don't kill them all right away. We do like The Running Man, where the shareholders in the audience get to vote on who's next.
I like that. We call it the Executive Games.
"I dare say, good fellow, this parachute isn't golden enough for my liking! Might you have a more vibrant shade?"
"I've always had quite a fondness for the color of big piles of cash money!"