"If I die before dawn and my soul has moved on, there is no loss, only gain, for I will be living free, free from my myriad of pain. Grace and hope God has granted me, living in his glory for eternity. I will soar with the angels. I will sit at God's feet. I will worship Christ Jesus. My joy is complete. Todd."
So after everything god put him through he'd still worship him? What kind of a fucking masochistic idiot do you have to be to do that? Did he think he was Job or something? Holy blue flaming Jesus on a pogo stick! If there actually were a god and devil I'd be full on Satan's team after all the shit that poor guy's been through. Better to reign in hell in than serve heaven. Anyway, the guy sounds like he's severely fucked in the head anyway.
“That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”