I agree that many (most?) of the talking heads do the type of "in the moment" commentating you are complaining about, and are not consistent with their opinions.
But I don't see you accusing Joe Buck of that. So basically, you don't like his voice and mannerisms. While it's not possible for me to refute that, I would say if that was the worst I could say about the announcers/commentators of any sporting event I was watching, I would be reasonably satisfied with them.