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20. Re: Ships Ahoy - The Expendables 2 Aug 21, 2012, 10:39 TheVocalMinority
Prez wrote on Aug 21, 2012, 03:11:
PHJF wrote on Aug 21, 2012, 00:14:
Guess you'll be picking it up sometime around when Chuck ends the universe...

The Big Bang Theory has it all wrong. The universe was created in a massive explosion of matter and energy when Chuck Norris performed a roundhouse kick. When the universe stops expanding and contracts in on itself, Chuck Norris will be at the center, ready to roundhouse it into existence again.

I've been hearing this stuff about Chuck Norris for many years now, and I just don't get where it originated. He got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee for God's sake - why isn't Lee talked about with such awe? Is is a prejudice against dead Chinamen, or a natural favoritism for hairy-chested Nordic Track-users?

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