Whatever happened.. Bioware managed to time-travel back into the past and destroy a saga that was once one of the greatest ever created, with that fucking ending. It's like they sat at a table together and asked "How shall we fuck this saga so hard in the face it'll end up FUBAR?"
1. We include a smart-ass Deus Ex Machina that somehow manages to contradict itself in the few pathetic lines we give it; 2. Shepard will accept the donky shit coming out of said deus ex machina's mouth; 3. Shepard will die, no matter the fuck what. Gamers will hate this because it spits in the entire series' face that the gamer can't do anything about his death, but we'll just claim that every grand hero should just.. well, fucking die?; 4. Once we've officially turned the saga into crap by following the above 3 ideas, we'll release a nonsubstantial bullshit DLC that'll smear said shit out on the saga's raped face some more.