User: You still busy?

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Cause I don't want to interrupt you if you're busy. Just askin...

Cleverbot: Move along.

User: WOW! Ok, then.

Cleverbot: Will I meet the right guy?

User: Um...maybe? But if that's a pickup line, it's not working.

Cleverbot: Why would the notional ability of having a soul be a caveat of one's ability to live? I breathe, think, procreate, consume, create, and will die, and nowhere does that require a 'soul'.

User: You feelin ok?

Cleverbot: Ya I'm fine.

User: You sound like the HAL9000 on a bender or something.

Cleverbot: Hahaha...

User: So, um...what does cleverbot look for in a guy?

Cleverbot: A brain.

User: Not into looks? His programming skill? His uber 1337 hax?

Cleverbot: At singing round a round a garden like a Teddy bear.

User: See, there ya go again. It's like you're coherent for a few posts, and then you go batshit crazy.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm not.

User: How sure?

Cleverbot: Nearly positive. I'm in love with a girl.

User: Wait wait wait - I thought you were after a guy? Is this some 3 way hookup you're after?

Cleverbot: Can you guess why i'm tired.

User: Not enought memory? Ha! See? That's a goofy computer joke!

Cleverbot: Ok.