Don't be such a Negative Nancy you Debbie Downer. Who pushed you down and ate your lunch while shooting your dog?
Don't mind space captain, he pisses in his own corn flakes every morning just for added 'effect'...
'Who am I?...I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are EVER going to see. GOD sent me.'