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12. Re: Out of the Blue Aug 8, 2011, 14:43 Cutter
Ratty wrote on Aug 8, 2011, 14:28:
Cutter wrote on Aug 8, 2011, 13:50:
I somehow doubt that it was their fault.
Fair enough. But then they shouldn't keep calling all their turkey recipes "fool proof."

Last Thanksgiving, I give my bro's wife the ATK recipe for perfect roast turkey. All you have to do is brine it, air dry it, roast it. And of course she fucks up the brine which is just salt and sugar and water. She skips the sugar and doubles up on the salt instead. Turkey comes out of the oven looking just super. Everyone take a bite and starts looking around at each other and coughing from all the salt. She tries to blame me for giving here the recipe. I then ask about the ratio of salt to sugar she used. 'Sugar? What sugar?' she asks. Well, anyway, the vegetables were still good.
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