Rattlehead wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 13:03: I'm in class and I have to fart so bad
Let it rip. The trick to use here is a slow, controlled release. It may still stink, but it may not be obvious who it came from.
I used to like the lecture halls that had the padded seats. Farts could be injected into the seat such that the cushion muffled the sound and the gas was contained. Next person that sat in that seat though, puffed up a cloud of stink.