I'm a 24 year old C# dev. It's a picture from 2005.
Since I don't give a shit about spending full price on new games, and in fact encourage everyone to do so, I'm going to assume I make more money than you. Nothing's free bud. Make more than Mom and Dad too because being career salespeople the economy has lost them both their jobs repeatedly.
And as someone who as teen worked for GameStop: Yes you are that guy. We would have just laughed about your sale price and asked you to buy a subscription to GameInformer for 10% off. Make sure to reserve Madden 2003!~