Why can't you crazy kids just be Norman Rockwell paintings. Sell lemonade on the side of the road and have little puppies licking your face as you give change to a rosy cheeked old man. Skin your knees mowing the lawn for dad. Eat a hearty turkey thanks giving meal with the family in an old wooden house with a wispy curtin blowing in the breeze. Sit outside an old gas pump at an old gas station with a stray dog watching you intently while you drink coke from one of those old bottles.