All of my girlfriends have been hotter than every single one of those "babes." It has nothing to do with age, Photoshop, or outfits. Those actresses are all just really unattractive. I guess that's what happens in a recession though--companies can't afford to hire quality eye candy.
Maybe you guys are all just interested in their assets. I'm referring mostly to the face. Now go look at the slideshow again with that in mind, and this time, look at their faces.