It's like they're in a fucking hostage negotiation!
Some of the best gems: "...keep inviting people; keep informing friends and relatives about what's going on." "...The L4D2 Boycott Staff" "....I hope all of you have been playing L4D and repping for the boycott" god forbid you play the game to have fun. God forbid the hundreds of hours that tons of you have justify the price you pay, regardless of what promises Valve made.
Thank god for this boycott. Endless source of entertainment!