Wasn't trolling, it was just utterly devoid of any content and ideas. It reminded me of the business speak in Atlas Shrugged, where characters would say a lot without ever saying anything. "It seems to me..."
My one suggestion would be a chargeable "matrix time" where a scout could dodge sentry projectiles for a few seconds, Neo style. Maybe it could be charged up by bonks the way the medic's Uber can be charged up by the Ubersaw.
See, now you're putting content into it. I like the idea of a bat that charges up with successive hits. Scout bat is much more of a go to weapon than other classes' melee.