Jesus, you people are dense. Jeryyk is one of this site's biggest proponents for piracy, he's just making fun of Crytek and all the other developers who blame piracy for their sales woes.
Sarcasm doesn't trasmit well over the internet :p Devs that blame piracy for poor sales are dense, it doesn't explain why other PC games actually do sell well. Its like they're in denial! Its sad, really.