I'd be ready to emmigrate from Aus at this point if I lived there. That's just absurd. I never realized how Orwellian it must be there.
"He was one of a kind. He was a mutant. A real heavyweight water buffalo type...who could chew his way through a concrete wall and spit out the other side, covered with lime and chalk, and look good in doing it." - Bill Murray as Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
“There is no such thing as a weird human being. It’s just that some people require more understanding than others.” - Tom Robbins