7. My dog is a cross-species dresser Sep 10, 16:27 theAntiELVIS

But it isn't bees - it's invertabrates. I often catch him late at night dressed as a snail, a sea cucumber, or (the worst) a banana slug. I've scolded him for being so perverse, but it seems he just can't help himself.

Oh, and I'm sure those of you who have seen my posts about eating puppies or the fact that PETA is a group of nuts, or how Blue going on and on about his dogs makes me ill, will find it stange I myself have a dog. His name is Bernie and he's some kind of filthy hairy terrier. But rest assured, I really really hate him.

-tAE-