And nuclear weapons don't kill people, people kill people. Everyone should own at least one nuclear weapon for self defense. Target practice with nuclear weapons is also fun. Do it with your kids. Nuke an unimportant third world country to practice for real emergencies, like someone breaking and entering and going for your PC with the porn collection. Instead of simply getting the money back from your insurance, you must take the thief's life. While mass murder is a facet of nuclear weapons that the sissy media seems to focus on to spread their propaganda, everybody knows that nuclear weapons have many beneficial uses: like quickly transforming large areas of land into big glass parking lots. Why make nuclear weapons illegal. Criminals are going to own them illegaly anyway, so we might as well legalize them so lawful citizens can protect their families.