uh, WarPig... you ever look at my nick? i'm not a "real man", i was programmed by Flynn to fight the CPU!
"Yeah hello Mr. Gabe? I need a manual. I started the game and my guy doesn't move or look around or anything. What do I do? I'd start pressing keys or moving the mouse but without a manual I just don't know."
okay, that was at my expense, but still pretty damn funny!
"but gabe, i'm too busy stuffing doritos into my face to work a keyboard *and* a mouse!"
the real reason i want a manual is that i like to see the design they put into it... like i loved getting the older Blizzard manuals for the artwork (samwise is awesome!) and backstory and such. plus i like to see who the voice actors are... like i'm playing KotR (finally) and i thought i recognized Ethan Phillips, and was able to grab the manual and confirm my suspicions. it's also fun to check out the level designers and see if any of the guys who used to make old user-created Q and Q2 maps are working in the industry...
so there... you big stupid dummy-head!!!
- tron - --- "tron is big and tron is full of action... it's a hell of a ride!" -from the Tron 2.0 box