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3. Re: Sexual Innuendo Mar 17, 2009, 02:51 theAntiELVIS
I'll never forget the first time I inserted the life extending unit into a robot woman's back port. It was much too big, and I had to really cram it in there, even using a shoe horn at one point, and some WD40. But in the end it was worth it.

Three months later she found someone with a smaller unit, but a good paying job - so I guess things worked-out for her. Still, you never forget that first time using the old life extending unit - no matter how many times you've inserted it since.

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