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Movies?

Apr 25, 2008, 19:47

Creston

As in plural? How the hell can you make multiple movies about The Hobbit? Here's the story : - Bilbo Baggins gets recruited by Gandalf the Wizard to go on an adventure. - Bilbo meets the Dwarves. - Bilbo and the Dwarves get ganked by some trolls, who are killed by sunlight. - Bilbo and the Dwarves get attacked by Orcs. Bilbo flees into the mountains. - Bilbo finds the ring, and fucks around with Gollum. - Bilbo magically meets up with the Dwarves again, and they're ganked by spiders. - Bilbo and the Dwarves reach whatever the town is called, and Bilbo sneaks into the Dragon's Lair. - Bilbo talks to Smaug. Smaug gets pissed and attacks the town, and somehow gets killed. - Bilbo and the Dwarves drink a lot of beer, and Bilbo goes home. The end. How the hell do you make more than one 100 minute movie about that? Creston (PS : I know I forgot that thing about the inn and the cellar and the barrels in there somewhere. I couldn't remember when that happened.)

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Comment [quote="Creston"Apr 25, 2008, 19:47]As in plural? How the hell can you make multiple movies about The Hobbit? Here's the story : - Bilbo Baggins gets recruited by Gandalf the Wizard to go on an adventure. - Bilbo meets the Dwarves. - Bilbo and the Dwarves get ganked by some trolls, who are killed by sunlight. - Bilbo and the Dwarves get attacked by Orcs. Bilbo flees into the mountains. - Bilbo finds the ring, and fucks around with Gollum. - Bilbo magically meets up with the Dwarves again, and they're ganked by spiders. - Bilbo and the Dwarves reach whatever the town is called, and Bilbo sneaks into the Dragon's Lair. - Bilbo talks to Smaug. Smaug gets pissed and attacks the town, and somehow gets killed. - Bilbo and the Dwarves drink a lot of beer, and Bilbo goes home. The end. How the hell do you make more than one 100 minute movie about that? Creston (PS : I know I forgot that thing about the inn and the cellar and the barrels in there somewhere. I couldn't remember when that happened.) [/quote]

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