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Nothing like being awakened with the news that there's a vomit situation that requires your attention. That's what I met with this morning, being the designated clean-up squad for doggie-related messes. Good times.

Presumably this weekend will be the end of the slow flow of news caused by the holiday season. I may take advantage of the quiet to goof off later, though if I do, I will check in to make sure we're on top of any major developments.

Rudely Awakened Links! Thanks Ant and Mike Martinez.
Play: Dangerous Dave & Brutal Bob. No relation. Thanks User Friendly.
Links of the Morning: Speed Cameras. Thanks Bob.
Stories: Man falls from skyscraper, lives to tell the horror. Thanks nin.
Science: Universal flu jab works in people.
Auction: Rare Atari Breakout handheld shows up on eBay.
Images: National Sarcasm Society.
Media: JibJab: In 2007 - A Non-Crappy Holiday eCard.
Gnip Gnop. Thanks Cutter.
Tricycle Face Plant. Thanks dakslf.
Follow-up: Scaled Composites to unveil the SpaceShipTwo on January 23rd?

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12. Vomit Jan 4, 2008, 13:39 Ratty
Why are you the designated barf guy? Women have much stronger stomachs when it comes to poop, barf and diarrhea, being the child-bearers and all. I believe in an equitable, non-sexist division of labor. No reason men have to take out the garbage and kill spiders while women take care of the kids and do laundry. But when it comes to vomit situations, and diapers too, women should really step up to the plate. C'mon, you know it doesn't bother them as much as it bothers us!

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