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9. I swear Dec 17, 2006, 19:33 Creston
NFL coaches are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. (I'm gonna go all Hubie Brown for a second).

You're Tom Coughlin. Your team just gave up 15 points in short succession. You're down by fourteen with 2:42 left on the clock. What do you do?

A) Give up
B) Try to come back
C) Who the fuck knows.

Answer, in this case : C.

See, in my opinion, when you're fourteen down, you've already lost. So you can't really fuck anything up if you gamble a bit. At most you'll lose by 21. Big deal.

Down by fourteen, you need to score twice, WITHIN THE TIME LEFT IN THE GAME. (NFL coaches never seem to understand this. They think the clock wil just keep going endlessly.)
So once you break the fifty yard line, you need to send five guys deep, and chuck it into the end zone four times, and pray for a touchdown. Then pray for the recovery of the onside kick, and then you get to chuck it into the endzone four more times.

The odds of this succesfully happening is about 2%, I'm guessing. However, IT IS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TIME FOR. The odds of what Tom Coughlin did being succesful are approximately 0.0%. What in God's name are you playing for? To lose by 7 instead of 14? So it doesn't look so bad or something?

Slowly driving down the field, eating up the clock, RUNNING THE DAMN FOOTBALL (and in situations where he HAS the lead, and SHOULD run the football, he's calling for pass plays!) and watching the clock expire. Then with 20 seconds left, calling a timeout. STILL not going for the endzone. SPIKING THE FUCKING FOOTBALL WITH SEVEN SECONDS LEFT?!

So did you really figure you could score twice with seven seconds left?

Congratulations Tom Coughlin. You are TRULY the dumbest retard in the NFL. And with Art Shell walking around again, that's not easy to do.

By the way, this guy makes approximately 2.3 million dollars for being completely useless and retarded.

(Note, I don't give a crap about the Giants, but such a level of stupidity is just truly spectacular.)


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