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Control: Half-Life 2 gold (for real) and the PStwo ships early on GameSpot
has the latest results from their Magic 8-Ball, as another site rushes to
announce that Half-Life 2 is gold. This time the report is based on an "informed
source." If the game is indeed gold, the plan is apparently to trickle the news
out via word of mouth.
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||Re: You guys are idiots...
||Oct 17, 2004, 09:45
|Gabe - "Good evening gentelmen and welcome to Valve's Evil Layer. As you know I have assembeled you, the most highly skilled evil game developers, to stop our nemesis Vac's Powers."
George Broussard - "They're always after me lucky charms!"
Gabe - "No George, no one's after your Duke Nukem anymore."
George Broussard - "No it's true they ARE after me lu..."
Carmack - "Oh pipe down you fat wanker!"
Gabe - "Thank you."
Carmack - "I was talking to you."
Dr. Smart - "I don't know why all you PISS HEADS are flapping your WORTHLESS gums for. I can take care of this JERK WAD Vacs EASILY with my SUPERIOR intellect. Just give me some DAMN funding and I will CREATE a simulation so REAL Vacs will not be able to tell REALITY from my simulator's VIRTUAL REALITY."
Gabe- "Excellent, how soon can you have that ready?"
Dr. Smart - "SHUT UP! Do NOT address me DIRECTLY! Anwyays I can have it ready in 5 years, expect many DELAYS! And the graphics will look like THIS!"
Carmack - *snicker*
Dr. Smart - "How DARE you criticise my abilities! I ban you from this conference room!!"
Carmack - *looks around the room then back at Smart*
Dr. Smart - "You creater of worthless mindless games that have an elegant and streamlined control scheme for worthless IDTIOTS who can't dedicate their lives to learning a REAL game!"
Gabe - "Quite this pointless bickering!"
Rockstar Evil PR Guy - "KILL ALL THE FANBOYS!"
Gabe - "No! We need them to buy our games! We're only looking to take out Vacs Powers who knows all about our evil plans!"
Evil McGee - "I know! I'll create a dark twisted version of...... hmmm.... Huckleberry Finn! And when Vacs shows up to buy it, because everyone LOVES me and any game I make, we nab him!" *Big Gleaming Smile*
The Spectre - "Great plan! All we need to do now is make sure there's an X-Box port, so lets dumn down the controls by..." *busts out calculator*, "83% and make all the levels the size of a telephone booth and we'll be raking in cash!!"
Evil McGee - "No evil bastard don't touch my IP!!"
The Spectre - "It's public domain you idiot! It's always public domain with you!!'
Gabe - "SILENCE!! You've made Mr. Barneysworth angry, and when Mr. Barneysworth gets angry people di.."
*Door at back of room explodes open!*
Dr. Smart - "Oh NO!!"
Evil McGee - "It's!"
George Broussard - *Tries to Swallow Doughnut*
Carmack - "MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE!"
The Spectre - "NO!!!!"
MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE - "DIE EVIL DEVELOPERS!!!"
- The End -
- ....or is it? -
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