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Another Half-Life 2 Gold Rumor

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Rumor Control: Half-Life 2 gold (for real) and the PStwo ships early on GameSpot has the latest results from their Magic 8-Ball, as another site rushes to announce that Half-Life 2 is gold. This time the report is based on an "informed source." If the game is indeed gold, the plan is apparently to trickle the news out via word of mouth.

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Re: You guys are idiots...

Oct 17, 2004, 09:45

Drax

Gabe - "Good evening gentelmen and welcome to Valve's Evil Layer. As you know I have assembeled you, the most highly skilled evil game developers, to stop our nemesis Vac's Powers." George Broussard - "They're always after me lucky charms!" Gabe - "No George, no one's after your Duke Nukem anymore." George Broussard - "No it's true they ARE after me lu..." Carmack - "Oh pipe down you fat wanker!" Gabe - "Thank you." Carmack - "I was talking to you." Dr. Smart - "I don't know why all you PISS HEADS are flapping your WORTHLESS gums for. I can take care of this JERK WAD Vacs EASILY with my SUPERIOR intellect. Just give me some DAMN funding and I will CREATE a simulation so REAL Vacs will not be able to tell REALITY from my simulator's VIRTUAL REALITY." Gabe- "Excellent, how soon can you have that ready?" Dr. Smart - "SHUT UP! Do NOT address me DIRECTLY! Anwyays I can have it ready in 5 years, expect many DELAYS! And the graphics will look like THIS!" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/Drayth/screen-1.jpg Carmack - snicker Dr. Smart - "How DARE you criticise my abilities! I ban you from this conference room!!" Carmack - looks around the room then back at Smart Dr. Smart - "You creater of worthless mindless games that have an elegant and streamlined control scheme for worthless IDTIOTS who can't dedicate their lives to learning a REAL game!" Gabe - "Quite this pointless bickering!" Rockstar Evil PR Guy - "KILL ALL THE FANBOYS!" Gabe - "No! We need them to buy our games! We're only looking to take out Vacs Powers who knows all about our evil plans!" Evil McGee - "I know! I'll create a dark twisted version of...... hmmm.... Huckleberry Finn! And when Vacs shows up to buy it, because everyone LOVES me and any game I make, we nab him!" Big Gleaming Smile The Spectre - "Great plan! All we need to do now is make sure there's an X-Box port, so lets dumn down the controls by..." busts out calculator, "83% and make all the levels the size of a telephone booth and we'll be raking in cash!!" Evil McGee - "No evil bastard don't touch my IP!!" The Spectre - "It's public domain you idiot! It's always public domain with you!!' Gabe - "SILENCE!! You've made Mr. Barneysworth angry, and when Mr. Barneysworth gets angry people di.." Door at back of room explodes open! Dr. Smart - "Oh NO!!" Evil McGee - "It's!" George Broussard - Tries to Swallow Doughnut Carmack - "MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE!" The Spectre - "NO!!!!" MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE - "DIE EVIL DEVELOPERS!!!" - The End - - ....or is it? - This comment was edited on Oct 17, 09:46.

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Comment [quote="Drax"Oct 17, 2004, 09:45]Gabe - "Good evening gentelmen and welcome to Valve's Evil Layer. As you know I have assembeled you, the most highly skilled evil game developers, to stop our nemesis Vac's Powers." George Broussard - "They're always after me lucky charms!" Gabe - "No George, no one's after your Duke Nukem anymore." George Broussard - "No it's true they ARE after me lu..." Carmack - "Oh pipe down you fat wanker!" Gabe - "Thank you." Carmack - "I was talking to you." Dr. Smart - "I don't know why all you PISS HEADS are flapping your WORTHLESS gums for. I can take care of this JERK WAD Vacs EASILY with my SUPERIOR intellect. Just give me some DAMN funding and I will CREATE a simulation so REAL Vacs will not be able to tell REALITY from my simulator's VIRTUAL REALITY." Gabe- "Excellent, how soon can you have that ready?" Dr. Smart - "SHUT UP! Do NOT address me DIRECTLY! Anwyays I can have it ready in 5 years, expect many DELAYS! And the graphics will look like THIS!" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/Drayth/screen-1.jpg Carmack - *snicker* Dr. Smart - "How DARE you criticise my abilities! I ban you from this conference room!!" Carmack - *looks around the room then back at Smart* Dr. Smart - "You creater of worthless mindless games that have an elegant and streamlined control scheme for worthless IDTIOTS who can't dedicate their lives to learning a REAL game!" Gabe - "Quite this pointless bickering!" Rockstar Evil PR Guy - "KILL ALL THE FANBOYS!" Gabe - "No! We need them to buy our games! We're only looking to take out Vacs Powers who knows all about our evil plans!" Evil McGee - "I know! I'll create a dark twisted version of...... hmmm.... Huckleberry Finn! And when Vacs shows up to buy it, because everyone LOVES me and any game I make, we nab him!" *Big Gleaming Smile* The Spectre - "Great plan! All we need to do now is make sure there's an X-Box port, so lets dumn down the controls by..." *busts out calculator*, "83% and make all the levels the size of a telephone booth and we'll be raking in cash!!" Evil McGee - "No evil bastard don't touch my IP!!" The Spectre - "It's public domain you idiot! It's always public domain with you!!' Gabe - "SILENCE!! You've made Mr. Barneysworth angry, and when Mr. Barneysworth gets angry people di.." *Door at back of room explodes open!* Dr. Smart - "Oh NO!!" Evil McGee - "It's!" George Broussard - *Tries to Swallow Doughnut* Carmack - "MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE!" The Spectre - "NO!!!!" MONOLITH ACTION RANGER FORCE - "DIE EVIL DEVELOPERS!!!" - The End - - ....or is it? - [/quote]

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