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I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat for various ailments while my neighbor is on vacation. These treatments include administering a subcutaneous dose of saline every other day. The questionable joy of sticking an unhappy cat with a needle has fallen on me since this is something I have experience with, having provided the same treatment for my own cat when he fell ill years ago. Of course, as immortalized in the Seinfeld where Morty goes to work for Elaine at J. Peterman's, the elderly often like to get an early start, and today's call came at the crack of dawn, so that cat managed to get her full serving of saline before I had even a portion of my serving of coffee.

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56. I spel purty Sep 3, 2003, 22:06 Bob Bobsen
 
"I've been helping my neighbor's sister treat his cat"
Whats wrong with this sentance?
A. Sister could not have 'her' cat.

B. Typed this before coffee and after giving shot.

C. Infared coruption of applied mis-understanding.

D. Abuse of the language as we know it.

E. None of the above.

 
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