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Ships Ahoy - South Park: The Stick of Truth

Ubisoft announces the release of South Park: The Stick of Truth, saying this action/RPG from South Park Digital Studios and Obsidian Entertainment is now available for Windows, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. The first reviews can be found listed among today's game reviews (the PC edition currently has a metascore of 84), here's a spiffy new launch trailer (NSFW), and here's word on the release of the game:

Written and voiced by South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, South Park: The Stick of Truth is the definitive South Park experience. Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat Underpants Gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil in the epic quest to become... cool. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status at South Park Elementary. Fail and you will forever be known as… a douchebag.

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31. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 4, 2014, 17:00 Rigs
Cutter wrote on Mar 4, 2014, 13:54:
Ozmodan wrote on Mar 4, 2014, 11:41:
Just a blatant piece of trash.

So's your mom, but that doesn't stop all the guys from the naval yard down the road from stopping by every day.

Why did I get the mental image of a nuke going off when I got done reading that? Oh, right, because EPIC BURN!

Anyway, all I can say as I sit here staring at the box, moments from installing is 'Please don't suck, please don't suck, PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY (SHIT) - DON'T SUCK!'

Truth be told, I'm not really a South Park fan. But the game looks intriguing and I need something to get me in a good mood, so as long as it's not a bug-ridden cash grab, I think I'll enjoy it. I always felt South Park was a little obnoxious, especially the earlier seasons, but having been watching 'Drawn Together' episodes all weekend, it kinda puts South Park in a new light....kinda.

I was undecided at first whether to get the PS3 version or the PC version. My PS3 doesn't get enough play time even though it sits here on top of the computer using my monitors second (HDMI) input. The only thing I've been using it for lately is GTA5 and Gran Turismo 5 Prologue (yes, I'm a cheap bastard, haven't gone for GT5 Premium Deluxe Special Elite Edition yet or GT6) nor have I picked up Red Dead Redemption but I've eyed it a few times in my browsing of the local Wal-Mart...soon, my pretty, soon...

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