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Today is Presidents' Day here in the U.S., where we celebrate our nation's leadership with low, low prices on mattresses. Actually, technically today is still the celebration of George Washington's birthday, as the federal holiday has never been officially changed. The idea of using the occasion to honor the legacy of all the country's previous leaders came from Richard M. Nixon, which probably qualifies as ironic, since Nixon typically ranks very high on polls ranking the worst presidents. Following that theme, and avoiding any living presidents to forestall needless political controversy, I will use my presidents' day to remember the dubious accomplishments of some consensus worst presidents: Nixon, Frankin Pierce, James Buchanan, Ulysses S. Grant, Andrew Johnson, and of course, Warren G. Harding.

R.I.P.: Embattled country star Mindy McCready dead at 37 of apparent suicide.

Presidential Links: Thanks Ant and Acleacius.
Play: Ode to Pixel Days.
Science: Scientists unveil new detectors in race to save Earth from next asteroid.
Media: Show us your war (dog) face! Thanks reddit.
Gangnam~Style Cockatoo.
Baby boy laughs like dolphin!.
Follow-up: Showtime, Punxsutawney Phil.

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9. Re: New asteroid detector? Feb 18, 2013, 11:24 nin
 

Hey, if we need to send someone up to save humanity, I'll sure as fuck send Bruce Willis before I send Terry Bradshaw Robert Duvall! What if there had been aliens on that asteroid? Bruce Willis would have kicked their ass!


The scary part is I saw "Terry" and my brain somehow translated it to "Tyler Perry", so now we have an alternate plan of "Madea Goes To Space".


 
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