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[Nov 26, 2012, 11:13 am ET] - Share - Viewing Comments

Happy Cyber Monday, presuming this is actually as much of a thing as they make it out to be. I guess the good news is that nobody is going to get trampled during a "door-buster" today, though after some of the Black Friday footage I saw, I'm not sure I'd bet against that.

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Play:	Pinata Hunter 2.
Stories:	Cyber Monday Sales Poised to Hit $1.5B. Man Arrested After Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real. Spoiler warning.
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Re: Out of the Blue

Nov 26, 2012, 17:49

NegaDeath

The Half Elf wrote on Nov 26, 2012, 17:10: So what your saying is that..... Canadian Santa is like Canadian Bacon, it's not really bacon but more of a ham and therefore Canadian Santa doesn't exist? Great now I'm going to have to send my letters to Mexican Santa (and he makes shitty toys Blue!) Oh no Canadian Santa exists, he's just different. Instead of presents he gives out Canadian Tire money. His catchphrase is "Ho ho ho! Merry Non-Denominational Winter Festive Holiday Time!", and then apologizes if he offends anyone by that statement. He doesn't use reindeer for flight as frankly it gets pretty damn cold up here, instead he has a magic flying skidoo. Children leave out maple bacon and poutine for Santa to eat when he stops by and a steaming hot cup of Tim Hortons to wash it down. We hang our toques on the fireplace with care, with hope that Santa escapes the Polar Bears and will soon be there.

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Comment [quote="NegaDeath"Nov 26, 2012, 17:49][quote="The Half Elf"Nov 26, 2012, 17:10]So what your saying is that..... Canadian Santa is like Canadian Bacon, it's not really bacon but more of a ham and therefore Canadian Santa doesn't exist? Great now I'm going to have to send my letters to Mexican Santa (and he makes shitty toys Blue!) [/quote] Oh no Canadian Santa exists, he's just different. Instead of presents he gives out Canadian Tire money. His catchphrase is "Ho ho ho! Merry Non-Denominational Winter Festive Holiday Time!", and then apologizes if he offends anyone by that statement. He doesn't use reindeer for flight as frankly it gets pretty damn cold up here, instead he has a magic flying skidoo. Children leave out maple bacon and poutine for Santa to eat when he stops by and a steaming hot cup of Tim Hortons to wash it down. We hang our toques on the fireplace with care, with hope that Santa escapes the Polar Bears and will soon be there. [/quote]

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