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Out of the Blue

Well, the weather reports were once again infuriatingly accurate (when did that start happening?), and we got dumped with some more snow here in the New York area, though this was not a nor'easter (I believe this one was a mild Alberta Clipper), and I don't think we got hit nearly as badly as the middle of the country. This is the fourth major storm of the winter, which is only one-third over as of today, so we're not out of the snowy woods yet. In fact, the Farmers' Almanac forecast for this area includes the word snow no fewer than six more times. Weee!

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5. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 21, 2011, 14:09 Jim
 
Rattlehead wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 13:03:
I'm in class and I have to fart so bad

Let it rip. The trick to use here is a slow, controlled release. It may still stink, but it may not be obvious who it came from.

I used to like the lecture halls that had the padded seats. Farts could be injected into the seat such that the cushion muffled the sound and the gas was contained. Next person that sat in that seat though, puffed up a cloud of stink.
 
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