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Out of the Blue

I am being asked to do my civic duty today, as I have been called in for Jury Duty. I fully plan on going in and demanding to know whether they know who I am, and I fully plan on the answer being no. Kidding aside, I will try an beg off based on being a sole proprietor, but I tried this when I served a dozen or so years ago, and it didn't work at all. We'll just have to see, but this may end up affecting updates here, and apologies in advance if it does.

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10. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 8, 2010, 12:09 Hoop
 
Tell them you suffered injuries on active duty.
Active duty, taking Mrs Blue to the garden centre & being injured by a rouge parrot ..... but minor details.

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