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Thankfully it turned out Hudson the wonder dog did not suffer a skunking last night, nor was it the Gunnar-man, which is quite a relief. MrsBlue admitted she'd actually lost track herself of whether the doggies were inside or outside, and went on a quick hunt herself when she caught wind of the skunking. Anyway, someone got it pretty badly last night… that vaguely sweet skunk smell you sometimes encounter while driving is the result of an unfortunate skunk also encountering someone who was driving and ended up as road-kill. The smell of something or someone that's been sprayed is so much nastier and more powerful that MrsBlue and I were both fairly nauseated just from what was wafting in the window, reinforcing our happiness that the dogs were not the victims this time (amid our gagging).

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14. Re: No subject Oct 5, 2007, 15:24 Cutter

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
3. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
7. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
8. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
9. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
10. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
11. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
12. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
15. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
16. Get out of shower.
17. Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
18. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
19. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
20. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
10. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.
12. Wash your hair.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
18. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
19. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
20. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
21. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the “woo-woo” sound again.
22. Throw wet towel on bed.

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