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Into the Black

I found a pair of my jeans on the floor (where my sloppy self left them) with a soggy spot on the back where a belt loop has been chewed through, clearly the work of a canine's canines. It doesn't really require a lot of deductive reasoning to figure out that Gunnar is the prime suspect over Hudson the wonder dog in this crime, as the puppy still has a little of the devil in him, while his more adult companion never pulled such stunts even when she was younger. It's tough to get dogs to understand their misdeeds when you don't catch them in the act, and showing the damage to Gunnar and telling him he was bad didn't seem to impress him at all. He just continued wagging his tail, happy as a clam... Or a dog who has just cleaned his teeth with $50 dental floss.

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2. Into the Black Oct 11, 2005, 04:46 D4rkKnight
 
This could have been prevented easily enough if you had just taken the time to pick your shit off the floor and not left it there for him to get at!

My poodles a smart little bastard and such a statement would never apply to him.

He takes the liberty to re-arrange the table chairs so that he can use them as steps to climb up to higher areas, namely the kitchen counter, and begin eating everything in sight.

Damn poodles, too smart for their own good...or for our good I suppose.

 
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