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We're battening down the hatches here at the BlueTower, as we have a visit from our little Smurfs this evening. As always we are looking forward to seeing our little buddies. It even looks like we'll get some cooperation from the weather after their last few visits were accompanied by one or the other of snow, rain, or insufferable heat, so we won't be so confined to indoor activities.

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39. Re: OK, this would be embarrasing.... Aug 26, 2005, 16:48 MeatForce
If you were not such a cheap bastard and bought real furniture that was made out of carbon nanotubes, it would have weighed a lot less and you would not have strained your back!

One really nice thing about carbon nanotube furniture is that if you somehow do throw out your back while being a pansy moving it, it will begin to heal the injury as soon as you sit down.

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I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.
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