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So Hudson the wonder dog has been spending a lot of her time in the backyard standing right by the doorway jumping around snapping at flying bugs. I've seen her on insect hunts before, her strong hunting instincts and lack of more suitable prey making this a fun hobby for her. Yesterday, however, my curiosity about her fascination with that spot by the door inspired me to observe the situation more closely. Turns out it looks like there's a bee hive of sorts out there, and the little beast has been spending a week eating bees. Now I've seen her snap at bees before... she's a tough little cuss, and getting stung in the mouth seems to be an acceptable trade-off to her for the thrill of the kill, but allowing this situation to continue seems negligent at best, so it looks like I need to start tracking down an exterminator.

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54. I can see I'm dealing with Jews here. Jun 25, 2004, 00:12 Smellfinger
 
You guys know that the Mossad is heavily involved in Iraq, right? The kikes are telling us how to deal with those filthy sand nigger prisoners while our braindead GI's (e.g. Leash Woman) take the fall because they're fucking DUMBSHITS who take orders without thinking because the American school system has dumbed us down into a slave class. Those hook-nosed fuckers own our soul (the monetary system).

Disclaimer: I'm not an anti-semite because I've fucked a couple of Jew broads.

 
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