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Step Right Up, Live Human Target (registration required), thanks Mike Martinez, is a story on a paintball shooting gallery dealie using live targets. This reminds me of a trip to a boardwalk I made with my then-girlfriend back during the first Gulf War. They had the first of these that I had ever heard of, where you could pay to take shots with a paintball marker at a guy in fatigues and a Saddam mask. I'm actually a pretty good shot, and I pegged him right in the head with my first shot, but his reaction was to give me a good neener neener neener, saying it didn't hurt a bit. Now I didn't expect him to fall and play dead, but this was particularly unsatisfying, so quickly evaluating my options, I proceeded to empty my remaining paintballs rapid fire in a nice tight grouping on his crotch.

I had the class not to return his neeners as we walked away. I'm guessing these guys wear cups now.

Links of the Day: The 40oz Archive.
Flying Pig Gallery.
The WallComp.
Stories of the Day: 'Dead' Vietnamese man revived. Thanks Ulster.
Media of the Day: Xiaoxiao Matrix Reloaded. Stick figures go thick figures (and commercial).
We Like The Moon. Thanks Dan Leadbetter. Rathergood goes Ratherbad.
Image of the Day: The ULTIMATE Game Room. Thanks Ant.
Wild Science: Microscopic Detectives on Patrol.
Experimental heart pump may be transplant alternative.
Weird Science: Draft of Air Rule Is Said to Exempt Many Old Plants (registration required). Cough.
Humans related to humble mud worm. Anders Øverby. Mud worms to sue for defamation of character.
Thanks Mike Martinez.

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28. Re: Is it possible? Aug 23, 2003, 17:15 fredrickson

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    fredrickson (10:05 PM) :
    would u kiss a 18 year old guy on the lips for $275 closed mouth
    Bunko (10:05 PM) :
    i would for more money
    fredrickson (10:05 PM) :
    how much
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