Send News. Want a reply? Read this. More in the FAQ.   News Forum - All Forums - Mobile - PDA - RSS Headlines  RSS Headlines   Twitter  Twitter
Customize
User Settings
Styles:
LAN Parties
Upcoming one-time events:

Regularly scheduled events

The Postal Always Rings Twice

And it will ring soon, as 'POSTAL 2' in Stores April 14 is the press release announcing that "the single most controversial and highly anticipated sequel in the history of videogames, will be in stores April 14, 2003." Proud as ever of their naughtiness, Running with Scissors provides the first ever game press release quote to use the "P" word, as Vince Desi proclaims: "We live by our infamous motto, 'It's always funny until someone gets hurt ... and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical.' We made POSTAL 2 for our fans -- not for politicians, parents or 'penis challenged' critics." Here's a bit more on the outrageousness: "Bravely published by Whiptail Interactive, POSTAL 2 brings a whole new sick and twisted perspective to videogaming. Joining the Postal Dude on a crusade of carnage is notorious TV star Gary Coleman, who romps through the brilliantly conceived gamescape flanking graphically exploding heads, rivers of urine, vomit and oceans of blood -- not to mention the occasional screaming cat being stuffed onto the muzzle of a shotgun."

Post Comment
Enter the details of the comment you'd like to post in the boxes below and click the button at the bottom of the form.

8. Re: Who are you.... Apr 10, 2003, 16:23 LFace
 
No, he's probably just an informed reader of the reviews that have more or less demonstrated the game's lack of quality

Like the reviews that state the game takes upwards of 90-120 seconds to load levels even though they are nowhere near that and closer to 20 seconds in reality (or at least for me with 768mb ddr ram)

Reviewers who dont know how to setup hardware properly shouldnt mention hardware related defects in game reviews.

 
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
Subject
Comment
     
 
      ;)   ;)   :(   :(   :o   :o   %)   %)   :)   :)   :|   :|   ;P   ;P   X|   X|   :D   :D   More
 
Login Email   Password Remember Me
If you have a signature set up, it will be automatically appended to your comment.
If you don't already have a Blue's News user account, you can sign up here.
Forgotten your password? Click here.
 
          Email me when this topic is updated.
 

Special Codes

  • b[bold text]b
  • i[italic text]i
  • u[underline text]u
  • -[strikethrough text]-
  • c[code text]c
  • +[bullet point]+
  • q[quote text (indented)]q
  • [quote="Author"]quote text (indented)[/quote]
  • [url=Link]text[/url]
  • r{red text}r
  • g{green text}g
  • b{blue text}b
  • m{maroon text}m
  • s{secret text (shows in the background colour)}s

Forum Rules

  1. Disagree all you want but attacks of a personal nature will not be tolerated.
  2. Ethnic slurs and homophobic language will not be tolerated.
  3. Do not post spam, links to warez sites, or instructions on how to obtain pirated software.
  4. Abusing the forums in any manner that could be construed as 'griefing' will not be tolerated.


footer

Blue's News logo