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Lighten up |
Mar 29, 2003, 02:47 |
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It's no use trying to convince babar and his cronies about the validity of the war, it ain't gonna happen. Waste of breath ya know. So laugh a little and go on with life.
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. |
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "As You Like It", Act 5 scene 1 |
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