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I was watching a rerun of House and noticed what has to be one of the great dirty lines ever slipped past the censors for prime-time television: "Most people don't orgasm from a needle prick" (no, I'm not making this up). You have to think someone got a raise for that.

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33. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 10, 2013, 20:27 xXBatmanXx
jdreyer wrote on Jul 10, 2013, 19:44:
The Half Elf wrote on Jul 10, 2013, 09:58:
Gay or not, the idea of being groped and poked by a 60 something, short, balding doctor, isn't my idea of a good time. Unless there is money and/or drugs involved

I think the solution is to find a hotter doctor?

A few years ago I went to see the eye doctor, not my normal one. One of my tear ducts was blocked. The dude could not shut up about how the "sphincter was all plugged up" and how we had to "lubricate the sphincter to unplug it" etc. etc. For an hour. I got a chuckle out of it, but I wondered how the nurses dealt with that on a daily basis.

I have found finding a younger doctor helps with some of the more trivial issues. Older doctors are usually stuck in their ways and don't open up to "new medicine" as easily or recommend it like a younger doctor would. Our preggo doc is actually an Indian (dot) female and I have been very impressed with her knowledge. It also helps she has had 5 of her own. My regular doc is a 30 something female who is super knowledgeable and leans more towards no meds/alternative methods as I do. our conversations are rather enjoyable and I don't feel like she is my granddad talking down to me. And she is fun to look at.
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