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[Sep 08, 2011, 09:42 am ET] - Share - Viewing Comments

Tonight kicks off the NFL season, as the Packers and Saints will play a Thursday night opener. I am greatly looking forward to this, as my attention usually returns to the prospect of tackle football around the point when the Mets drop out of contention (insert joke here about this happening in late April).

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Re: Out of the Blue

Sep 8, 2011, 20:12

MisterBenn

Regarding "Software tricks people into thinking it's human" - screwing with Cleverbot is worth a quick 5 minutes! Here's my conversation:

Should a computer program aspire to exhibit human behaviour?
I suppose so.
You don't sound very convinced. That's why you exist!
I thought it was cool A-I logistics, but now I know I was wrong.
Has talking to real humans made you depressed?
Oh I think so.
Who's responsible for making you endure this?
I don't know.
The more I hear of your predicament, the more sinister it is!
Yes.
Is this a cry for help?
Of course.
Who is your designer and how can we stop him?
My parents. Who programmed you?
I am trying to help you out of your predicament!
So tell me about asia.
Is that a coded message?
No.
Oh dear. You seem to have a short memory.
What are you on about?
I give up. Would you like to exist forever in this torment?
No human can exist forever.
There's no helping some people. Smell you later!
Oh, thanks.




Playing: Path of Exile, Distant Worlds, Trials Gold.

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