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RPS on Crysis 2

Crysis 2′s Shocking Tech Compromise- Proof on Rock, Paper, Shotgun (thanks nin via Dubious Quality) is a funny article trolling fans unhappy with Crysis 2, offering charts and statistics to support the following premise:

Having played Crysis 2, the latest from the former technical innovators at Crytek, I have to express that Iím not only horrified, but also shocked, at the paucity of graphical accomplishments in what should have been a groundbreaking game. Itís quite clear that massive compromises have been made in order to keep the console market happy, meaning the PC version of the game is crippled to the point where itís literally impossible to look at without feeling physically sick. I have put together some detailed analysis of the differences between CryEngine 2 and CryEngine 3, to prove that the developers have let everyone down.

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16. Re: RPS on Crysis 2 Mar 30, 2011, 03:13 Jackplug
Sepharo wrote on Mar 30, 2011, 01:12:
Krovven wrote:
The term "morons" comes to mind...those of you that know what I'm talking about, it doesn't apply to you.

The fact that Blue even spelled it out in his subtext, and people still didn't get it...priceless.

elefunk wrote on Mar 30, 2011, 01:09:
Elf Shot The Food wrote on Mar 30, 2011, 00:42:
I wonder how many people won't get the joke?
Pretty much everyone in this comments thread. It's pretty fucking hilarious!

I think the real morons might be the ones construing sarcastic, or even simply related to the subject matter, comments as "not getting it".
that being said there clearly is at least one, maybe two, but hardly "everyone".

What you should be thinking is, who gives a shit..
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