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Seriously Cheap Voice Acting

John J Dick, the voice actor who plays the voice of Serious Sam, is offering "cheap ass voice acting" for the bargain rate of one dollar per word, in an effort to get out from under his current debts. Here's the deal:

Act quickly. I'm only willing to whore myself out at these discount rates until I dig myself out of debt. This service is not only limited to game designers, movie producers and content creators. I would also love to help you set up a kick ass voicemail message, or maybe add some snappy dialogue to your home movies. Hell, maybe even a tranquil subliminal message to play while you sleep. Sky's the limit.

I also do copywriting, audio editing and Flash design. If you have an idea for a project, I'd love to help you flesh it out. The only real limitation I have is that I reserve the right to not 'do' the Serious Sam persona (use his name and specific 'voice'). That doesn't mean that I won't do the Serious Sam voice in some situations, your voicemail message or somesuch. It's just that Croteam and the Serious Sam franchise have been very good to me. I'm not going to do anything that would compromise my relationship with them.

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4. Re: Seriously Cheap Voice Acting Aug 11, 2009, 13:07 Sempai
Hey in todays economy, a brothas gotta do what a brothas gotta do.  
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